It's Still Early

Well, it's only 8 in the morning and it's already been quite a day.

Richmond Times Dispatch
April 13th, 2005

The bad news: 219 Registered Sex Offenders are supposed to be living near downtown.

The good news: the state of Virginia doesn't know where 41 of them are. Maybe they've moved to the suburbs.

The bad news: attractive people get all the good jobs.

The good news: I finally have a basis for my lawsuit. I'm going to cash in on this one. Those great looking people have been getting all the breaks.

The bad news: Johnnie Cochran is dead. Who am I going to get to take my case?

The shocking news: The Times Dispatch call for House Speaker Tom Delay to resign. Apparently he has been hoisted on his own patoot, so to speak. After years of hanging Democrats out to dry, the Republicans now have to live up to their own standards. Not a bad idea.

Well, it's been an interesting morning already and like I say, it's still early.