“I teach muscular skeletal anatomy,” Wine says, “at least I’m smart enough to know when there’s bullshit.”
Such are the questionable thoughts of the appropriately named Victor Wine protesting his unjust fine of $500 for running the tollbooth on the PoWhite Parkway twenty (20) times at $25 a pop.
This is way to big a pig to stick a fork in, but it's too rich to pass by. If I didn't know better I'd swear Style was scamming its readers, but this is too good not to be true. Its never safe to underestimate the stupidty of your neighbors.
Keep your quarter and save it for the toll booth.
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