U.S. Wins - Democrats Consternated

While there is no such word, it describes the frustrated consternation felt by democrats everywhere. Candidates are at a loss to explain. "I was against the war before she was.", exclaims Barack. "It's simply not fair. I based my whole campaign on this disaster."



Hillary states, "I might have been right in the first place. I think I'm OK with this."



George Bush is still searching for the right words. He is not expected to pull through.




Edwards says, "I'm sticking by my guns. They're bound to screw this up somehow I'll be there when they do."