NAFTA Superhighay to be Highway in the Sky

As reported by the Right Side UP News, a 12 lane superhighway is already under construction. The initial stages are hidden under the Texas border with Mexico and are currently used to smuggle in illegal aliens for industry and illegal drugs to finance the Iraq War. Later stages will prove unnecessary with the coming of the new "Flying Trucks", first hinted at in Tobacco Avenue's ground breaking article Flying Cars.



This just proved the adage"Nothing is too stupid that somebody won't believe it."



or as originally stated by Abraham Lincoln (a Republican),

"You can fool all of the people some of the time"