The Next Big Thing

The Last Big Things:

• Apple Computers
• Microsoft Windows
• Al Gore
• The Internet
• AOL
• The Walkman
• Yahoo!
• Google
• Al Gore
• The IPod
• The IPhone
• YouTube
• Twitter

There was some other big stuff, but I wasn't paying attention.

Now just think, if you knew Microsoft was going to be this big back in 1970, wouldn't you have done a little prudent investing? And think about all the money you lost on Segway futures.

Well, I happen to know what the "next big thing" is goin to be. I just invented it. Before drifting into unconciousness I realized I needed to climb out of bed and write this prospectus. In just a minute I'm going to sketch out the details of the next generation in thought processing, but that's as much as I am going to tell you. If you want in on the ground floor, I am opening up this investment opportunity to all comers. Investment in cash is preferred, but I will accept the following items:

• Laser Color Printer/Copier
• Photo quality paper and color toner
• SLR Digital Camera
• Ultra slim, lightweight laptop computer w 17" monitor
• Networking Slave
• 52" Plasma TV
• Home Theater System capable of leveling Tokyo
• Desktop PC and Wireless Network
• Marketing Slave
• My own personal Segway
• New or gently used furniture.
• High end kitchen accessories

Early investors will recieve the most consideration. Checks, money orders and direct wires transfers will also be accepted.