I gave up cable news about 3 months ago and I've been much happier since. The news mostly consists of whatever cheerleader/mother/child was murdered murdered last week and the MSNBC trashing Fox News, Fox trashing MSNBC while Larry King put everyone to sleep. Here's my take on the following anchors.
- Glenn Beck - Mentally distubed, but I think insanity might be a job qualification in his case.
- Keith Olbermann - Is good at counting and not much else. Thinks he's Dave Letterman, but he's not.
- Bill O'Reilly - Makes me chuckle. Did you see the spitting match between him and Geraldo Rivera? I thought they were going to get into a fist fight. Now that's must see TV.
- Sean Hannity - Bill O'Reilly with a better suit, haircut and dummer guests.
- Rachel Maddox - Much better looking than Keith Olbermann. Smarter too.
- Larry King - Much better on the radio. He used to do 5 hours a night on the graveyard shift. Great for insomnia.
- Anderson Cooper - The man with two last names, nice hair cut and steely blue eyes. I bet he gets both fan male and female.
- Nancy Grace - Flat out scares me. This is one sick woman.
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