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Friday, June 19, 2009

And the Anchor is ...

I gave up cable news about 3 months ago and I've been much happier since. The news mostly consists of whatever cheerleader/mother/child was murdered murdered last week and the MSNBC trashing Fox News, Fox trashing MSNBC while Larry King put everyone to sleep. Here's my take on the following anchors.

  • Glenn Beck - Mentally distubed, but I think insanity might be a job qualification in his case.

  • Keith Olbermann - Is good at counting and not much else. Thinks he's Dave Letterman, but he's not.

  • Bill O'Reilly - Makes me chuckle. Did you see the spitting match between him and Geraldo Rivera? I thought they were going to get into a fist fight. Now that's must see TV.

  • Sean Hannity - Bill O'Reilly with a better suit, haircut and dummer guests.

  • Rachel Maddox - Much better looking than Keith Olbermann. Smarter too.

  • Larry King - Much better on the radio. He used to do 5 hours a night on the graveyard shift. Great for insomnia.

  • Anderson Cooper - The man with two last names, nice hair cut and steely blue eyes. I bet he gets both fan male and female.

  • Nancy Grace - Flat out scares me. This is one sick woman.

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