Just a Few Minor Cuts and Scratches

Today has been an interesting day. Gravity has been difficult to deal with. Among today's list of dropped things.

• Toilet Paper
• Paring Knife (bare feet)
• Ice
• Screwdriver
• Screws
• Actually things to numerous to mention. If I stopped to make a note each time I dropped something I would just lose my pen or the paper.
  

Other unfortunate events

• Locked myself out of the apartment.
  (Found the spare key after scouring my storage locker for 30 minutes)
• Misspelled comment on CHPN
• Ok, that's all, but it could have been worse.

Making dinner at the moment, only a few minor cuts and scratches so far, but also a few close calls. I decided NOT to drive to the liquor store and stick with ice tea. No use in involving the authorities, they have such a poor sense of humor.

One more thing. Has anybody seen my remote?